I've been serious a lot lately, so I don't feel about throwing in some fun stuff...
My friend Ashley keeps doing these things. I laugh at hers then feel the need to do it myself - go figure!
**You'll need to open another window so you can use Google at the same time. Scroll thru all the things you find and type in 3 good headings (or sentences under the headings) that fit in each of the categories below. This can be quite hilarious**
Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search
1. Denise needs love in her life...doesn't everybody?
(Oh man, oh man, oh man! That's all I'm saying.)
2. Denise needs to view crunch fat burning pilates and take some lessons.
(thanks for the reminder-ha!)
3. Denise needs a team of committed people to pray for her.
(do I ever!)
Type in "[your name] is" in Google search:
1. Denise is a scum bag
(awwww =( )
2. Denise is arguably the most prolific law blogger.
3. Denise is currently the chair for the American Indian studies program.
Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search
1. Denise likes Gotta find nuts, gotta find nuts, gotta find nuts...
2. Denise like flowers
(why yes I do! I was recently given some beautiful tulips!)
3. Denise likes to set her own pace
(yep, I do, I admit it.)
Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
1. Denise wants to share her expertise about living with a disability.
(aww...Ash, you don't have one, but apparently I DO!!!!)
2. Denise wants 'Reign in Spain'
3. Denise wants sole custody of the kids
(hmmm...kids??)
Type in "[your name] gets" in Google search
1. Denise gets an opinion on IMdB
2. Denise gets some therepy from Skyn Iceland.
3. Denise gets a fresh new routine
Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
1. Denise says on the active rain real estate network
2. Denise says hello, 25 years old, female
(ha. I do need a little love in my life, remember!! This would have been a few years ago!)
3. Denise says she didn't mean to fall for Richie
(I'm now living the life of Denise Richards!)
Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
1. Denise loves Rock Lobster
(huh?)
2. Denise loves her som e MUSH potatoes
3. Denise loves Scott
(I don't even know Scott!)
Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
1. Denise hates having her picture taken
2. Denise hates CPS
(whatever that is!)
3. Denise hates her hair
(that's just a false statement all together! If there is one thing I like about myself its my hair!)
Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
1. Denise has best bikini body
(if only!)
2. Denise has appeared regularly on numerous television shows
(SHOW ME THE MONEY!!)
3. Denise has taught seminars in 19 countries and has written 14 books
(man, I'm accomplished!)
Ok, that's the end of it. Some funny stuff in there...
blessings.
2 months ago
5 comments:
Bahahahaha......I love it....I especially like the Denise is a scum bag one.
but shes not shes a pretty bag
Ha...your's was amazing...seriously....
And apparently i'm living the life of Ashley Tisdelle...whoever she is...
And i can't believe you didn't mention you're a mommy!
P.S. Atleast you have a uterus to be a mommy...apparently i don't have a need for mine!
CPS - child protective servies. like CAS. maybe it's because you abuse those kids ... (HAHAHA)
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