This is a dedication to my beta fish, yo-yo-ette.
You see, some people*namely Tash and Meghan*are very disrespectful to my lovely, very pretty, blue beta fish. Apparently it is because they are showing "concern" however, I think that my wee fish now needs a little therapy. At times this weekend she hasn't swum around as much as she usually does. In fact, right now she's just lying there in her bowl looking a little lifeless. This, I believe, can only be attributed to the amount of "concern" that certain people have been showing her in these past 24 hours; talking as though she's on her last leg(if a fish had legs!)and about to die.
Well HEAR THIS: yo-yo-ette is fabulous! She loves her life and is happy to be swimming in the little bowl with some dirty blue gravel(even if I don't clean the water weekly like they tell you to on the directions!). She enjoys watching me as I eat my dinner, and yes, sometimes I even talk to her(should I be admitting that?). Anyway, she's a happy fish. There is no need for concern.
End of story.
2 months ago
5 comments:
Hmmm, Yo-Yo-Ette?? Are you reliving past childhood experiences? Well if you did YOU FORGOT about Freda! Nothing could replace poor old Freda, but you seem to have just totally forgotten about her...
I am not impressed.
hahaha.....the fish will die.
Stop hatein on the fish anon! i love the fish! shes related to betty! n if they were not fighting fish they would be best friends! i agree. and bettey shes cool she is stareing at my cocao buttter wishing she was black and could moisterize!
I will not stop hating. I ate betty and yo-yo-ette is next.
PUNK!
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